Funny Retirement Cards

After a career of nights, weekends and holidays, retirement in health care is a big deal. Our cast celebrates with envy, cookies and a newborn who points out she has been retired since birth.

Send one to a retiring nurse, doctor, pharmacist, volunteer or any coworker leaving a long career. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note printed below.

This collection has 8 funny retirement ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes