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Front of the Gary retirement card: Gary, on your retirement. Gary says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 1296

“Gary says happy retirement.”

From Gary: Pharmacist. Worried you like his pills too much. Fond of a sugar pill.

The front reads “Gary, on your retirement: Gary says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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