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Funny Halloween Cards

Halloween doesn’t scare hospital people. They have seen fake blood, real blood and what comes in on November 1. Our cast celebrates with a zombie intern, a nurse dressed as a nurse and a budget that is truly frightening.

Send one to coworkers, friends or family. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 8 funny halloween ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny halloween card