Funny New Baby Cards

Nobody knows newborns like the people who work the maternity floor, and nobody is more confused by the whole thing than the baby. Our cast welcomes the new arrival with experience, enthusiasm and one very puzzled newborn.

Send one to new parents, new grandparents or a coworker on maternity leave. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 8 funny new baby ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes