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Funny Get Well Cards for Sports and Hobby Injuries

The ER sees a steady stream of pickleball players, YouTube-trained carpenters and people who forgot they are not 25. Our cast treats your hobby injury with care and a little teasing.

Send one to a friend hurt playing a sport, working on a project or trying something new. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 8 funny sports injury get well ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny sports injury get well card