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Funny Get Well Cards

Our cast knows exactly what helps: rest, fluids, a warm blanket and someone who stops googling symptoms. The cards are funny without making light of how they feel.

Send one to a friend in the hospital, a coworker out sick or a family member recovering. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 8 funny get well ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny get well card