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Front of the Tess retirement card: Tess, on your retirement. Tess says happy retirement.
Tess · Hospital House

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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 1321

“Tess says happy retirement.”

From Tess: Nurse aide. Young, eager and already bringing you a blanket.

The front reads “Tess, on your retirement: Tess says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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