Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards
A breakup calls for a warm blanket, a juice box and someone on your side. Our cast offers a full recovery prognosis, chocolate from the pharmacy and a volunteer who knows a nice young man in radiology.
Send one to a friend or coworker going through a breakup or divorce. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.
This collection has 8 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Dr. Cole · Breakups & DivorceDr. Cole heard about the breakup.
Nurse Barb · Breakups & DivorceNurse Barb heard about the breakup.
Gary · Breakups & DivorceGary heard about the breakup.
Tess · Breakups & DivorceTess heard about the breakup.
Dr. Nate · Breakups & DivorceDr. Nate heard about the breakup.
Mr. Pruitt · Breakups & DivorceMr. Pruitt heard about the breakup.
Dottie · Breakups & DivorceDottie heard about the breakup.
Baby Rose · Breakups & DivorceBaby Rose heard about the breakup.What to write in a funny divorce and breakup card
- Keep it on their side.
- Dr. Cole’s full-recovery card is a gentle choice.
- Offer a coffee or a shift swap in the note.
- Send it privately.