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Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards

A breakup calls for a warm blanket, a juice box and someone on your side. Our cast offers a full recovery prognosis, chocolate from the pharmacy and a volunteer who knows a nice young man in radiology.

Send one to a friend or coworker going through a breakup or divorce. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 8 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny divorce and breakup card