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Mr. Pruitt

Mr. Pruitt: Funny Cards from the Administrator

Administrator. Cares deeply about you and the bottom line.

Mr. Pruitt is the hospital administrator. He cares about you, deeply, and also about the bottom line, which he checks hourly.

He is perfect for managers, accountants, new bosses and anyone who has sat through a budget meeting.

Mr. Pruitt has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Mr. Pruitt thinking of you card: Mr. Pruitt was thinking of you.Mr. Pruitt · Thinking of YouMr. Pruitt was thinking of you.Mr. Pruitt birthdays card: Happy birthday from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt anniversary card: Happy anniversary from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt engagement card: Mr. Pruitt heard you’re engaged.Mr. Pruitt · EngagementMr. Pruitt heard you’re engaged.Mr. Pruitt wedding card: Mr. Pruitt heard you got married.Mr. Pruitt · WeddingMr. Pruitt heard you got married.Mr. Pruitt new baby card: A new baby. Mr. Pruitt is pleased.Mr. Pruitt · New BabyA new baby. Mr. Pruitt is pleased.Mr. Pruitt graduation card: Mr. Pruitt says congratulations, graduate.Mr. Pruitt · GraduationMr. Pruitt says congratulations, graduate.Mr. Pruitt promotion card: Mr. Pruitt heard you got promoted.Mr. Pruitt · PromotionMr. Pruitt heard you got promoted.Mr. Pruitt congratulations card: Mr. Pruitt heard the good news.Mr. Pruitt · CongratulationsMr. Pruitt heard the good news.Mr. Pruitt retirement card: Mr. Pruitt says happy retirement.Mr. Pruitt · RetirementMr. Pruitt says happy retirement.Mr. Pruitt thank you card: Thank you from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · Thank YouThank you from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt breakups & divorce card: Mr. Pruitt heard about the breakup.Mr. Pruitt · Breakups & DivorceMr. Pruitt heard about the breakup.Mr. Pruitt losing your job card: Mr. Pruitt heard about the job.Mr. Pruitt · Losing Your JobMr. Pruitt heard about the job.Mr. Pruitt illness card: Get well from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · IllnessGet well from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt sympathy card: Mr. Pruitt is so sorry.Mr. Pruitt · SympathyMr. Pruitt is so sorry.Mr. Pruitt hurt on the job card: Mr. Pruitt heard you got hurt at work.Mr. Pruitt · Hurt on the JobMr. Pruitt heard you got hurt at work.Mr. Pruitt hurt doing a hobby card: Mr. Pruitt heard about your hobby injury.Mr. Pruitt · Hurt Doing a HobbyMr. Pruitt heard about your hobby injury.Mr. Pruitt new year’s day card: Happy New Year from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt easter card: Happy Easter from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · EasterHappy Easter from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt back to school card: Mr. Pruitt says back to school.Mr. Pruitt · Back to SchoolMr. Pruitt says back to school.Mr. Pruitt halloween card: Happy Halloween from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt christmas card: Merry Christmas from Mr. Pruitt.Mr. Pruitt · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Mr. Pruitt.