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Nurse Barb

Nurse Barb: Funny Cards from the Nurse

Charge nurse, 34 years. Has seen it all and says so.

Nurse Barb has been a nurse for 34 years and has seen it all. She is blunt, unimpressed and secretly the kindest person in the building.

She is perfect for nurses, moms, straight talkers and anyone who needs to hear it plain.

Nurse Barb has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Nurse Barb thinking of you card: Nurse Barb was thinking of you.Nurse Barb · Thinking of YouNurse Barb was thinking of you.Nurse Barb birthdays card: Happy birthday from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb anniversary card: Happy anniversary from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb engagement card: Nurse Barb heard you’re engaged.Nurse Barb · EngagementNurse Barb heard you’re engaged.Nurse Barb wedding card: Nurse Barb heard you got married.Nurse Barb · WeddingNurse Barb heard you got married.Nurse Barb new baby card: A new baby. Nurse Barb approves.Nurse Barb · New BabyA new baby. Nurse Barb approves.Nurse Barb graduation card: Nurse Barb says congratulations, graduate.Nurse Barb · GraduationNurse Barb says congratulations, graduate.Nurse Barb promotion card: Nurse Barb heard you got promoted.Nurse Barb · PromotionNurse Barb heard you got promoted.Nurse Barb congratulations card: Nurse Barb heard the good news.Nurse Barb · CongratulationsNurse Barb heard the good news.Nurse Barb retirement card: Nurse Barb says happy retirement.Nurse Barb · RetirementNurse Barb says happy retirement.Nurse Barb thank you card: Thank you from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · Thank YouThank you from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb breakups & divorce card: Nurse Barb heard about the breakup.Nurse Barb · Breakups & DivorceNurse Barb heard about the breakup.Nurse Barb losing your job card: Nurse Barb heard about the job.Nurse Barb · Losing Your JobNurse Barb heard about the job.Nurse Barb illness card: Get well from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · IllnessGet well from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb sympathy card: Nurse Barb is so sorry.Nurse Barb · SympathyNurse Barb is so sorry.Nurse Barb hurt on the job card: Nurse Barb heard you got hurt at work.Nurse Barb · Hurt on the JobNurse Barb heard you got hurt at work.Nurse Barb hurt doing a hobby card: Nurse Barb heard about your hobby injury.Nurse Barb · Hurt Doing a HobbyNurse Barb heard about your hobby injury.Nurse Barb new year’s day card: Happy New Year from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb easter card: Happy Easter from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · EasterHappy Easter from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb back to school card: Nurse Barb says back to school.Nurse Barb · Back to SchoolNurse Barb says back to school.Nurse Barb halloween card: Happy Halloween from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb christmas card: Merry Christmas from Nurse Barb.Nurse Barb · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Nurse Barb.