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Front of the Dottie retirement card: Dottie, on your retirement. Dottie says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 1396

“Dottie says happy retirement.”

From Dottie: Volunteer, 17 years. Just wants everybody happy. Brought cookies.

The front reads “Dottie, on your retirement: Dottie says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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