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Baby Rose

Baby Rose: Funny Cards from the Newborn

Newborn. Three days old and confused by all the fuss.

Baby Rose is three days old and very confused by all the fuss around her. She mostly thinks about milk, naps and the nice lady with the cookies.

She is perfect for new parents, baby showers, first holidays and anyone who could use a nap.

Baby Rose has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Baby Rose thinking of you card: Baby Rose was thinking of you.Baby Rose · Thinking of YouBaby Rose was thinking of you.Baby Rose birthdays card: Happy birthday from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Baby Rose.Baby Rose anniversary card: Happy anniversary from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Baby Rose.Baby Rose engagement card: Baby Rose heard you’re engaged.Baby Rose · EngagementBaby Rose heard you’re engaged.Baby Rose wedding card: Baby Rose heard you got married.Baby Rose · WeddingBaby Rose heard you got married.Baby Rose new baby card: Another baby. Baby Rose is confused.Baby Rose · New BabyAnother baby. Baby Rose is confused.Baby Rose graduation card: Baby Rose says congratulations, graduate.Baby Rose · GraduationBaby Rose says congratulations, graduate.Baby Rose promotion card: Baby Rose heard you got promoted.Baby Rose · PromotionBaby Rose heard you got promoted.Baby Rose congratulations card: Baby Rose heard the good news.Baby Rose · CongratulationsBaby Rose heard the good news.Baby Rose retirement card: Baby Rose says happy retirement.Baby Rose · RetirementBaby Rose says happy retirement.Baby Rose thank you card: Thank you from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · Thank YouThank you from Baby Rose.Baby Rose breakups & divorce card: Baby Rose heard about the breakup.Baby Rose · Breakups & DivorceBaby Rose heard about the breakup.Baby Rose losing your job card: Baby Rose heard about the job.Baby Rose · Losing Your JobBaby Rose heard about the job.Baby Rose illness card: Get well from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · IllnessGet well from Baby Rose.Baby Rose sympathy card: Baby Rose is thinking of you.Baby Rose · SympathyBaby Rose is thinking of you.Baby Rose hurt on the job card: Baby Rose heard you got hurt at work.Baby Rose · Hurt on the JobBaby Rose heard you got hurt at work.Baby Rose hurt doing a hobby card: Baby Rose heard about your hobby injury.Baby Rose · Hurt Doing a HobbyBaby Rose heard about your hobby injury.Baby Rose new year’s day card: Happy New Year from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Baby Rose.Baby Rose valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Baby Rose.Baby Rose easter card: Happy Easter from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · EasterHappy Easter from Baby Rose.Baby Rose mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Baby Rose.Baby Rose father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Baby Rose.Baby Rose fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Baby Rose.Baby Rose back to school card: Baby Rose says back to school.Baby Rose · Back to SchoolBaby Rose says back to school.Baby Rose halloween card: Happy Halloween from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Baby Rose.Baby Rose thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Baby Rose.Baby Rose christmas card: Merry Christmas from Baby Rose.Baby Rose · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Baby Rose.