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Funny New Year’s Cards

The hospital is open on New Year’s Eve, and the staff have seen what midnight does to people. Our cast rings in the year with resolutions about sleep and advice to pace yourself.

Send one to coworkers, friends or family to start the year. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 8 funny new year’s ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny new year’s card