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Funny Back to School Cards

Back to school means germs, and our cast has advice: wash your hands, eat a vegetable and get some sleep. Their own track record on sleep is not great.

Send one to a student, a nursing or medical student, a teacher or a parent. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 8 funny back to school ecards from Dr. Cole, Nurse Barb, Gary, Tess, Dr. Nate, Mr. Pruitt, Dottie and Baby Rose. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

8 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Dr. Cole back to school card: Dr. Cole says back to school.Dr. Cole · Back to SchoolDr. Cole says back to school.Nurse Barb back to school card: Nurse Barb says back to school.Nurse Barb · Back to SchoolNurse Barb says back to school.Gary back to school card: Gary says back to school.Gary · Back to SchoolGary says back to school.Tess back to school card: Tess says back to school.Tess · Back to SchoolTess says back to school.Dr. Nate back to school card: Dr. Nate says back to school.Dr. Nate · Back to SchoolDr. Nate says back to school.Mr. Pruitt back to school card: Mr. Pruitt says back to school.Mr. Pruitt · Back to SchoolMr. Pruitt says back to school.Dottie back to school card: Dottie says back to school.Dottie · Back to SchoolDottie says back to school.Baby Rose back to school card: Baby Rose says back to school.Baby Rose · Back to SchoolBaby Rose says back to school.

What to write in a funny back to school card